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  dc:title "The Mechanic and The Surgeon" ;
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  dc:created "2018-06-23T18:31:31Z"^^xsd:dateTime ;
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">motor of a LS460, when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">in his shop.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, &#8220;So Doc, look at</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">…. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">doing basically the same work..?”</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic&#8230;..</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“Try doing it with the engine running.&#8221; Winking smile</p>
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A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the



motor of a LS460, when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon



in his shop.



The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come



and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,



&#8220;Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?&#8221;



The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.



The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, &#8220;So Doc, look at



this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything



damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.



…. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are



doing basically the same work..?”



The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic&#8230;..



“Try doing it with the engine running.&#8221; Winking smile
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